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So much to live for ...

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on
the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"

"Religious."

"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"

"Christian."

"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist
Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."


"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"

To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.


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Chantel said…
isn't it weird though that now the one living has to live with murdering someone? Wow!- religion vs. relationship- the little nugget from humpday's humor. : )
Dec 17, 2009, 7:07:00 AM
Miss Janet said…
Hello! I found you on Beautiful Mess' blog so I thought I'd stop by and introduce myself.

I'm Janet and I LOVE Yeshua!
Nice to "meet" you!

Janet@home: www.homeward4.blogspot.com

Janet@school: www.homeschoolercafe.blogspot.com
Dec 17, 2009, 9:21:00 AM
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